Hmm. What to say. I am Matt. I am a normal person, no mutations of any kind. I'm smart for my age. I think. Whatever. I like to write and draw. Duh. I hate being too serious. I have a girlfriend, so dont internet-stalk me. I'm just here cause my friend Bridget put a gun to my head and told me to join or she'd eat every one of my future children, starting with my first-born child which she wanted me to name Poofy. Of course, I couldn't let her do that to me or my Poofy so I made a Sheezy. So...enjoy?